Few JOKES
Here are few jokes I liked. After a long time some new not PM jokes have been posted on our newsgroup.
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Here are some "heaven"ly jokes ;) . Just enjoy...
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on. One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav...Sourav!" Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost. Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You and me, we are going to open the innings on Friday."___________________________________________________
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You know what; owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD...HE has started a new call centre... called HEAVENLY PARADISE...more details below.
Enjoy this...
Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven
When you pray, you'd get this response:
"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1 Lord Shiva - Press 2 Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .
You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message: If you want to make a request - Press 5 For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works ) For thanks giving - Press 7 For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you. If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are holding ! Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive (priest of your nearest temple :-) )"
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Enjoy
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Here are some "heaven"ly jokes ;) . Just enjoy...
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on. One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav...Sourav!" Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost. Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You and me, we are going to open the innings on Friday."___________________________________________________
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You know what; owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD...HE has started a new call centre... called HEAVENLY PARADISE...more details below.
Enjoy this...
Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven
When you pray, you'd get this response:
"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1 Lord Shiva - Press 2 Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .
You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message: If you want to make a request - Press 5 For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works ) For thanks giving - Press 7 For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you. If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are holding ! Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive (priest of your nearest temple :-) )"
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